Yes,don’t worry. When you read the title you probably went, “No way that exists!”. And you were right. I made it up. But really now, let’s consider this. Would it not be awesome to have rolly backpack cross country? It would bring a whole new element of fun to running. You would have to plan how to:
a) run without kicking your own backpack
b) run without tripping over someone elses backpack
C) avoid other runners kicking your bag
D) plan how to run the corners without tipping your bag
E) how to run without your arms
Let’s not lie, it also would be more of a full body work out. No more would there be runners with buff legs and noodle arms that flail in the wind. It would be easy to train for too, seeming as all you would have to do is run to and from school everyday with your rolly backpack.
Although this sport probably will never happen (especially because of the profound hate of rolly backpacks and rolley baggers tend to be nerds who would rather read or be on the computer), we must see the potential rolly back cross country offers.